My Boyfriend Sucks

So tonight my boyfriend sucks because it is 2:07 a.m. and I am still up waiting for his call. Seems pathetic right? Well, not when he tells you he will call you in an hour, almost two hours ago, and you are an insomniac. But I did get to watch the first episode of season four of Desperate Housewives. I cannot kick my bad habit of trashy t.v. and by god I don't want to. It has been my sleeping pill for the last couple of nights, putting me right to bed at about four in the morning every night. What I do til four in the a.m. even I don't know, but I do it. I think I have formed some odd attachment to the show because now I really can't sleep without it on. I think now since I have to watch it online I will try my best to sleep sans Teri Hatcher and that crazy old lady that seems to never age.
oh..here's the call.
Well that sucked. 2nd boyfriend suck strike for the night. Probably would have been better if he just didn't call. What I am about to complain about might seem selfish and unfair but if you were in my shoes you might understand. So here is a quick overview of my shoes: alone every night in hometown doing nothing until four in the a.m. And this is my boyfriend tonight "Hey babe, just going to another bar." ANOTHER bar, the only bar I'm gonna see tonight is that soapy one in my shower. I can't blame him though because if I actually had a friend in this godforsaken (how is that sentence a word?) town you better believe I would be at a bar with them too.
Thats ok because i'm getting rid of that boyfriend, my new boyfriend is named Mac. Macbook Pro that is. He stays with me every night, lights up the darkness, and sings me to sleep. These are things a normal boyfriend simply cannot do...right. Not that I would ever want my boyfriend to do that last one. He isn't exactly Frank Sinatra or that really awful reject from American Idol that everyone couldn't get enough of (I never got that). The things people are entertained by these days. I must forgive these people though since I am one of them. This brings me back to my love of trashy t.v., but it is too great to continue on. I am ranting, another habit I need to find time to break. Because my blogging is so important and time consuming?
Anywhooo. I am going to attempt sleep now, wish me luck.