My mom's selfish friend sucks

So this morning at 7:45 I was forced out of my warm comfy bed to play tennis in the 40 degree weather. I should tell you first that I was only subjected to this indecency because of my mom's friend's traditional tennis in the morning with the ladies on her birthday. What a god awful tradition. How about something fun or relaxing or somewhat enjoyable? I really hope this doesn't happen to all people of that age, which I don't even know is because she didn't tell anyone how old she was. If I don't know how old you are I do not belong at your b-day shindig. I would have somehow carried on with my life without that invite. I shouldn't even have been there, I was subbing for some other woman who "conveniently" couldn't make it. And I so "conveniently" was made available by my mother. At what moment is it OK to volunteer other people for things without their consent?? I say never. I should go volunteer my mother to pick up trash on the side of the road in case one of the convicts "conveniently" can't make it. Back to the morning. On the ride to the tennis courts all I could think about was what I was going to write for my daily complaint, I had a lot of material. Good and angry stuff too. But as all other things you initially don't wanna do, you find yourself kind of enjoying the cruel and unusual torture. I got a little exercise, which was quickly undone by danish and mimosa's. Which brings me to my next point, I got to enjoy danish and mimosa's. I also am awake at 10 o'clock in the morning, an occasion to be remembered. Too bad when I got home it was all ruined when I tried to give my dog some lovin' hugs and was repaid with a nearly concussion inducing blow to the head..by his giant head. I am now suffering from the beginnings of a head ache. There have been way too many ups and downs for one morning. Which is why this blog should really be titled "Not ignoring your mother and going back to bed sucks."
So Happy Birthday Jill and other woman's daughter that also turned some age today who "CONVENIENTLY" didn't have to come.

Movie Theaters Suck

I truly believe that people in the theatre think that the people in the movie can hear them. They sit and yell at the screen anticipating an action as result of their obnoxious banter. I used to think this only happened in horror movies until I went to the movies with my family today. The horror was not in the movie but in my eyes as I sat and listened to the four women next to me disrupt the entire movie theater with their comments and demands. I thought the old couple behind us were gonna beat every last one of them over the heads with their canes. They refrained. I would not have been so patient. Oh, I did not mention that the movie was at 11 in the morning, not a time when people are the happiest..especially me. Thankfully, Hugh Grant was there to lift my spirits. Hugh's is a face I do not mind seeing and a voice I do not mind hearing before noon. In case you were wondering we were seeing Did you Hear About the Morgans? at the Rave, best theaters ever. It was better than I expected and Sarah Jessica Parker successfully played someone other than Carrie Bradshaw of Sex and the City, one of my other loves. It is hard for me to admit that she isn't actually Carrie Bradshaw, but for 103 minutes I forgot. So, well done. Well, anyways, this isn't a movie review..anymore. Back to the subject, I would just like to make a public announcement to all: Please do not speak, touch plastic, laugh uncontrollably, text message, do anything on an Iphone, or sneeze too much in the theater. Well that last one I can let slip since it can't quite be controlled, but it does put into motion the slew of blesses from all the saints in the place which falls under the category of speaking. So really just don't go to the movies if you have allergies or are unhealthy. I hope that one day anyone will read this blog and spread the word because those warning messages before the movie starts sure aren't doing their job. I am going to start making my own announcements before, during, and after the movie. Just to really drill it in. BE AWARE.

My Boyfriend Sucks

So tonight my boyfriend sucks because it is 2:07 a.m. and I am still up waiting for his call. Seems pathetic right? Well, not when he tells you he will call you in an hour, almost two hours ago, and you are an insomniac. But I did get to watch the first episode of season four of Desperate Housewives. I cannot kick my bad habit of trashy t.v. and by god I don't want to. It has been my sleeping pill for the last couple of nights, putting me right to bed at about four in the morning every night. What I do til four in the a.m. even I don't know, but I do it. I think I have formed some odd attachment to the show because now I really can't sleep without it on. I think now since I have to watch it online I will try my best to sleep sans Teri Hatcher and that crazy old lady that seems to never age.
oh..here's the call.
Well that sucked. 2nd boyfriend suck strike for the night. Probably would have been better if he just didn't call. What I am about to complain about might seem selfish and unfair but if you were in my shoes you might understand. So here is a quick overview of my shoes: alone every night in hometown doing nothing until four in the a.m. And this is my boyfriend tonight "Hey babe, just going to another bar." ANOTHER bar, the only bar I'm gonna see tonight is that soapy one in my shower. I can't blame him though because if I actually had a friend in this godforsaken (how is that sentence a word?) town you better believe I would be at a bar with them too.
Thats ok because i'm getting rid of that boyfriend, my new boyfriend is named Mac. Macbook Pro that is. He stays with me every night, lights up the darkness, and sings me to sleep. These are things a normal boyfriend simply cannot do...right. Not that I would ever want my boyfriend to do that last one. He isn't exactly Frank Sinatra or that really awful reject from American Idol that everyone couldn't get enough of (I never got that). The things people are entertained by these days. I must forgive these people though since I am one of them. This brings me back to my love of trashy t.v., but it is too great to continue on. I am ranting, another habit I need to find time to break. Because my blogging is so important and time consuming?
Anywhooo. I am going to attempt sleep now, wish me luck.

Fall 2010

And maybe

Wont you?

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Not being in love Sucks

Thankfully I am.

So as some people might know I am in love. Love love love. These are words not normally uttered from my mouth but as of recent (4 months of recent) these words are true. As ive posted before i said i was in a rut basically, well that was just because i was in a bad mood and it was finals week. Which is just a shitty week for all in that position. But everything is great! I am currently sitting on my ass at home in boring Melbourne. My darling boyfriend came to visit me this past weekend. He is amazing. I felt very connected to him while he was here. I dont know why im feeling so lovey all of a sudden its not like we just exchanged the words, they have been out there for a while now but I feel like they have been rejuvenated. I think that is what happens when you go a while without seeing your other. I think its a good thing to be away from them for a while just so you know how much you love and miss them. Of course i would much rather not have to miss him, but its good for you every now and then. I just feel so crazy when i think about him, ive turned into one of those girls that i used to hate. I am always wanting to do something sweet for him and always wanted to be close to him. And i thought moving so fast would freak me out but it hasnt at all...Its funny because before college i used to be somewhat optimistic and then being in college i got a little (a lot) pessimistic. One might even say bitter...dont get me wrong i really enjoyed and abused my being single but there is always that wanting of something more....Well now that i have much more i think i am going back to a more optimistic place. Of course through all my changes I have always been a realist. That is one thing that is constant. But like a girl...i cant ever let go of that hope. The hope that reality isnt going to get me...that maybe the fairytale will.

Feeling Sucks

Why is it that sometimes you just cant figure out how to make up your mind. Something I think that there are two people living inside of my head that can never agree. There is the sensible one that takes a stroll in everyones shoes and then there is the fussy bratty one that thinks people need to trip over their own shoes. These two usually come out in me when it comes to relationships. When most people think of the word relationship they relate it to themselves and their significant other. I think about all the relationships around me; with friends, family, aquantances and of course the significant other. Who is to say that your boyfriend/girlfriend is your most significant other? Is there noone else more important than that person in your life? I would like to think of all my family and friends as significant others. However, in this case my significant other is my boyfriend and the one bringing out the sun and moon of my mind. Maybe im making something out of nothing but lately i've been looking for something more from him. I'm not one for routine, so when I fall into one I cant help but want to get out. Everynight, like clockwork, I make my way over to his apartment (between 10 and 11), we say hello, watch LOST, fool around or fall asleep and then the morning. In the morning he feels me up, I complain and the there are the goodbyes. This happens every week for weeks and then on the weekends its everyone hanging out or drinking and I need some non routine! Dont get me wrong I love it all. I love him and I love what we do. I would just like something out of the ordinary. But then again it is college; no money, no variety, no time. You can see how it gets tiring in my head. I guess in everything there are pluses and minuses, rights and wrongs..but how to decide which side to pick? I guess thats why I like to just wing everything. I like to clear my head and get away from the situation til it hunts me down...or I get drunk.

This stuff sucks

OH WAIT. No it doesn't. This stuff Rocks.

There are so many great things from the Spring/Summer fashion lines this year. These are just two from the Matthew Williamson collection. Here are a few more of the ones I love from some of my favorite designers.Collette Dinnigan

Carolina Hererra

Narciso RodriguezPeter SamVersace

LOVE!