Fighting lovebugs sucks

Everywhere. They are taking over. I have never seen so many of these little effers in my life. And for some reason the mother had to make 38 billion stops on the way to the gym, one including a trip through the Wal-mart parking lot. It was like a scene from the horror flick Birds, but with gross mating insects. Why do they exist?! How ironic is a name that is the complete opposite of my feelings for them?? I am facing a migraine because of the skull shattering screams they made me do. THEY MADE ME! The apocalypse is upon us people, we must unite and destroy all of those screw bugs. I'm sure one is burrowing in my hair at this moment and I would love to not leave the house again but shopping and the movies are calling me. Not a bad tradeoff.

Going to Europe sucks

NO ITS DOESN'T! What sucks is not going to Europe. Was there a field trip put on by Facebook for any and everyone to go to Europe, which I missed the invite to?! For real, everyone on that thing is going there, there, or coming back. I am boycotting Facebook, one day. For now I am going to go look at expedia.com and pretend I am buying a ticket.